Scary Animal News:10-foot gator bites off man’s hand in canal

Naples, Florida - Florida wildlife officials say a 10-foot alligator bit off a man’s hand while he was swimming in a canal with friends. Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission spokeswoman Gabriella Ferraro says 18-year-old Timothy Delano of Naples is recovering at a hospital. Officials managed to catch the gator and retrieve the hand from its stomach, and doctors may be able to reattach the hand....more

Found in A Swamp or Kidnapped ?

This story is smells of foul play!

Nadia Bloom The fifth-grader, who has Asperger syndrome, a type of autism-related disorder, was found in an alligator-infested swamp in Winter Springs by a man who attends the same church as her family, police said.


Hope they really question this clown.

James King said she was in a dry patch in the middle of the swamp.

"Hey, I've got her," King said in the 9-1-1 call. "I've got Nadia."

King said that the girl had bug bites yet "no major injuries, just exposure."
King added, "The Lord told me where to find her."

The dispatcher asked to speak with Nadia, and that's when she said hello.
The girl, who had last been seen Friday, was taken to a hospital in nearby Longwood, where she was evaluated and treated for dehydration and insect bites, said Winter Springs Police Chief Kevin Brunelle.

James King claims God told him were to find her....Ya Right, You would have to be a complete moron to believe this.

Man dies in Florida shark attack

STUART, Florida - A man kite surfing off a Florida beach died Wednesday after being surrounded and attacked by sharks. The Martin County Sheriff?s Office said a lifeguard first saw the man in distress about 500 yards from shore near Stuart, on the Atlantic coast. ---...More

Stupid News-Man Calls 911, Doesn?t Know His Address

GAINESVILLE, Florida - When you dial 911, there?s certain things you have to do to make sure you get the help you need. First, know your home address, and second, don?t wait 45 minutes to dial 911. Von Powell, 22, who lives near Gainesville, had a hard time doing both of those things after he said he was the victim of a home robbery. The man also told police that one of the things stolen was his ?personal stash? of marijuana.---...More

Florida inmates make, sell their own Secret hot sauce

Yuck,Florida inmates make, sell their own hot sauce!Secret Sauce...

TAMPA, Fla. – A group of Tampa inmates is offering a taste of what it's like jail — no locks, bars or handcuffs required. But you'd better have an tough stomach to use more than a dash of their "Jailhouse Fire Hot Sauce." Minimum-security Hillsborough County Jail inmates offer it in "Original," "Smoke" and "No Escape" varieties, all made from their jail-grown peppers.

They came up with the recipe and started selling it in 2005. Since then, horticulture instructor Allen Boatman estimates they've made $10,000 on the sauce. Each bottle is $7.

The income is used to keep up the greenhouse and buy basic supplies.

Information from: St. Petersburg Times,

Weird News-Man bitten by snake at Wal-Mart Lawn and Garden Section

Florida - Wal-Mart is full of signs highlighting low prices, but there should be another warning customers that they might be attacked by snakes on the premises, a bitten shopper says. Hollywood resident Jay Richitelli filed suit against the mega retailer because a venomous pygmy rattlesnake bit him in the lawn and garden section of the Wal-Mart Supercenter in Pembroke Pines.....More
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Odd News:Voodoo makes a comeback in Florida

WEST PALM BEACH, Florida - Scholars and voodoo priests said increasing numbers of South Florida Haitian-Americans in their 20s and 30s are turning to the voodoo religion.
Elizabeth McAlister, a professor of religion at Wesleyan University, said voodoo is often practiced at home, making it difficult to measure the number of adherents, but research indicates the religion is growing among first and second generation Haitians. More...
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Five inch hissing cockroaches could be released in Florida

ORLANDO, Florida - Florida researchers say a hissing cockroach that grows as big as 5 inches inadvertently could be released in the state and, if so, would thrive.
The Madagascar hissing cockroach is one of four species of roach readily available on the Internet to lizard owners who purchase them illegally, said Phil Hoehler, an entomologist with the University of Florida. More...

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Odd News-Board keeps Klan leader's name at high school

JACKSONVILLE, Florida - A Florida school board voted late Monday night to keep the name of a Confederate general and early Ku Klux Klan leader at a majority black high school, despite opposition from a black board member who said the school's namesake was a "terrorist and racist." After hearing about three hours of public comments, Duval County School Board members voted 5-2 to the retain the name of Nathan Bedford Forrest High School. The board's two black members cast the only votes to change the name. More...

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Man Clocked Doing 163 mph in a 45 mph zone

JACKSONVILLE, Florida - A man from Jacksonville who has a long list of traffic violations is facing a long list of new charges after getting clocked going 163 miles per hour in a 45 mph zone. Police turned to see a pickup truck flying down the highway, weaving from lane to lane. The driver got off at Duval Street (not far from the Duval County Jail where he is now), ran a red light, drove the wrong way down another street before stopping in the middle of the road. The driver got out of his truck, put his hands in the air, saying, "I was wrong," and "I'm drunk."
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Odd News-'Bra Bandit' strikes again in southwest Florida

BONITA SPRINGS, Fla. - There's a bra bandit on the loose in southwest Florida. The Lee County Sheriff's Office was searching for an individual they say stole 160 bras valued at nearly $6,000 on Thursday from a Victoria Secret store, the latest in a string of bra burglaries in the area.

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Since February, authorities say 452 bras valued at nearly $19,000 have been stolen from two of the chain's southwest Florida locations. Six different bra thefts at the stores have been reported during that time.

Investigators said a female customer walked into the store Thursday and immediately went to a four-drawer cabinet with new bras of the PINK brand name. The store manager told deputies the woman waited until employees were busy helping customers and then thrust the bras into a bag and exited the store.

Information from: Naples Daily News, http://www.naplesnews.com

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Odd News-Father and Son Tread Water for 12 Hours at Sea

Odd News-Father and Son Tread Water for 12 Hours at Sea
How did they survive???

Florida - A Florida man and his son were rescued from the Atlantic Ocean Sunday after being swept away by the outgoing tide the night before while swimming near Daytona Beach. Walter Marino, 46, and his son Chris Marino, 12, both from Winter Park, Fla., were found Sunday morning after more than 12 hours at sea, the U.S. Coast Guard said. The father was found by a boater around 7:30 a.m. Sunday approximately 8 miles from shore.


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Odd News-Giant Snake Found In Florida

Giant Snake have been invading Florida!

Locals believe these Anacondas and Pythons were released into the wild from the past hurricanes that destroyed zoos, pet stores and homes!

The Snake pictured was found dead after it swallowed an alligator and it's side burst.

25 foot snakes no thank you!


There are story's of Anacondas growing to 50 foot in length and legends for beasts 150 foot long!
A 25 foot to 30 footer can swallow an adult human whole!


Florida will be the perfect environment for them to grow with a slow moving food source (old people and pets) and the moist warm climate.