Stupid News-Man Calls 911, Doesn?t Know His Address

GAINESVILLE, Florida - When you dial 911, there?s certain things you have to do to make sure you get the help you need. First, know your home address, and second, don?t wait 45 minutes to dial 911. Von Powell, 22, who lives near Gainesville, had a hard time doing both of those things after he said he was the victim of a home robbery. The man also told police that one of the things stolen was his ?personal stash? of marijuana.---...More

Ore. man calls 911 over orange juice at McDonald's

ALOHA, Ore. – An Oregon man spent Memorial Day in jail after dialing 911 to complain that a McDonald's worker was rude and didn't give him an orange juice he ordered. Raibin Osman was accused of improper use of the emergency telephone number.

The Oregonian newspaper reports that the 20-year-old bailed out of the Washington County Jail on Tuesday and could not be reached for comment.

Sheriff's Sgt. David Thompson said Osman ignored deputies who told him the emergency number isn't to be used for straightening out fast-food orders.

A McDonald's employee also called 911 during the incident to complain that Osman and the people with him were blocking the drive-thru lane and knocking on the restaurant windows.

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Information from: The Oregonian, http://www.oregonlive.com

Haunted hospital calls in exorcist

UK - Hospital managers have called in an exorcist after shaken workers complained they are being terrified by a ghost.
Spooked staff at Derby’s new Royal Hospital claimed a black-clad figure wearing a cloak was stalking wards and corridors.
Now chiefs at the £334million NHS site are to summon a local priest to see off the “spirit”. More...
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