Stupid News:Man Breaks into Jail for Sex

Germany - A German man who broke into jail at night for sex romps with his imprisoned girlfriend faces a stretch behind bars himself. Daniele Eberhardt, 33, was arrested after other female prisoners complained that he and his unnamed lover’s “grunts and groans” kept them awake at night and made them feel “frustrated.”.....More

Daughter breaks mom's legs while learning to drive

SPRINGFIELD, Mass. – Police said a 17-year-old girl who was practicing how to drive broke her mother's legs after stepping on the gas pedal instead of the brake. Sgt. Thomas Long told the Republican newspaper that the mother was sitting on a fence when she was struck Saturday morning at a movie theater parking lot.

The woman was taken to Baystate Medical Center for treatment.

Authorities cited the girl's 39-year-old father, for allowing an unlicensed driver to operate the vehicle.

Information from: The Springfield Republican, http://www.masslive.com/news/

Odd News-Boy, 4, breaks into Texas store, plays with toys

BEAUMONT, Texas – Police called to a variety store by a burglar alarm overnight found a toddler inside, playing with the toys. Police said store surveillance video showed the unidentified boy trying to open one of the front doors to a Family Dollar store about 3 a.m. Monday, only to find it locked. But the second door was unlocked and the child went inside.

That triggered the silent alarm.

Detective Randy Stevens said the child apparently unlocked a door at his nearby home, got out, then crossed a multilane street to reach the store.

A canvass of the neighborhood turned up a family member searching for the child.

CPS spokeswoman Shari Pulliam said Child Protective Services claimed oversight of a 4-year-old boy during a review of the incident. The boy will be allowed to stay with other relatives, not the parents, during the CPS review period.

Information from: KFDM-TV