Robber locks bank workers in vault, leaves package

ELKHART LAKE, Wis. (AP) -- A gunman locked bank employees in a vault in Elkhart Lake and left behind a package with flashing lights before stealing cash, while the bank manager unknowingly went about her business..More

Stupid News:Mumbling, fumbling, bumbling robber fails twice

MEMPHIS, Tenn. (AP) -- Communication skills were clearly lacking in a woman who police said tried to rob two Memphis credit unions. She fled empty-handed both times. The Commercial Appeal reported the suspect is a short, thin black or Hispanic woman dressed in dark clothing with a red scarf....More

Wis. would-be robber arrives too late to rob bank

WAUKESHA, Wis. (AP) -- Maybe the bank robber needed the money to buy a watch. It would seem he needed one after arriving six minutes after the Guardian Credit Union in Waukesha closed. Police said a man wearing a ski mask entered the first set of doors at 5:36 p.m. Wednesday with a gun, apparently not realizing the bank was closed---...More

Stupid News Gas station robber arrested after getaway car runs out of gas

CAPE HAZE, Florida - A Charlotte County man is arrested for robbery after his car runs out of gas during the getaway.
According to the Charlotte County Sheriff's Office, deputies arrested 23-year-old David Eric Hampton in connection with a Bowie knife armed robbery of the BP station, 8675 Placida Rd., in Cape Haze early Sunday at 3:30 a.m. More...
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