Stupid News:Snorkeller shoots himself in groin with speargun

Australia - Greg Robertson, 25, was spearfishing off the coast near Brisbane with his girlfriend when a wave knocked the gun out of his hands. As he rushed over rocks to retireve it another wave pushed Mr Robertson onto the weapon, which fired into his thigh, just missing his genitals. His friend Casey Jensen rushed to his aid and unscrewed the spear from the gun but was unable to pull the barbed point out of his leg. More...
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Bizarre News-Woman allegedly pours hot water on husband's groin

BRADENTON, Fla. - Authorities say a woman has been arrested in west Florida after pouring scalding hot water on her husband's groin. Manatee County Sheriff's Office deputies arrested a 52-year-old woman on Wednesday on a charge of aggravated battery with great bodily harm.

The woman was being held at the Manatee County jail on $7,500 bond.
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Authorities say the woman boiled the water and threw it on her husband's groin while he slept. He sustained second degree burns and ran out of the house screaming while a relative called 911, according to a sheriff's report.

The man was flown to a Tampa hospital for treatment. The report said the woman did not give a reason for pouring the water on her husband, but said she had been drinking alcohol.
Information from: The Bradenton Herald , http://www.bradenton.com

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