This is too funny, We Need A Black President Song. Worth the download! It's a little racey and mature, but isn't most the best comedy...Was on Sirius Sattelite, Blogtalk Radio and internet comedy shows..Some funny music, good for a laugh.
I thought this was rather funny! This hockey Mom has evryone talking! and even writing songs about her...... A Funny Political Song-The Ballad of Sarah Palin,The Female Governor of Alaska, John McCain’s choice for Vice President, Mother of Five, Moose Hunter, VPILF, Gun Toting’ nut job, Sarah Palin. Enjoy!
A very fun comedy song from SNL star Adam Sandler!
Funny Song: Lunch Lady Land Comedian: Adam Sandler Album: They're All Going to Laugh at You Funny song lyrics and below youtube video...
Lunch Lady Land Lyrics by Adam Sandler Woke up in the morning. Put on my new plastic glove. Served some re-heated salsbury steak With a little slice of love. Got no clue what the chicken pot pie Is made of. Just know everything's doing fine Down here in Lunch Lady Land.
Well, I wear this net on my head 'Cause my red hair is fallin' out. I wear these brown orthopedic shoes 'Cause I got a bad case of the gout. I know you want seconds on the corn dogs, But there's no reason to shout. Everybody gets enough food Down here in Lunch Lady Land.
Well, yesterday's meatloaf Is today's sloppy joes And my breath reaks of tuna And there's lots of black hairs comin' out of my nose.
In Lunch Lady Land, your dreams come true. Clouds made of carrots and peas. Mountains built of shepherd's pie And rivers made of macaroni and cheese. But don't forget to return your trays And try to ignore my gum disease. No student can escape The magic of Lunch Lady Land.
Oh.. Hogies and grinders. Hogies and grinders. Hogies and grinders. Navy beans. Navy beans. Navy beans. Hogies and grinders. Hogies and grinders. Navy beans. Navy beans. Meatloaf sandwich. Sloppy joe. Slop, sloppy joe. Sloppy joe. Slop, sloppy joe. Come on. Sloppy joe. Slop, sloppy joe. Yeah. Sloppy joe. Slop, *farting noise* joe.
Well, ah, dreamt one mornin' That I woke up to see All the pepperoni pizza Was a-lookin' at me. It screamed, "Why do you Burn me and serve me up cold?" I said, "I got the spatula, Just do what you're told."
Then the liver and onions Started joinin' the fight And the chocolate pudding Pushed me with all its might And the chop juey slapped me And it kicked me in the head. "It's called revenge, Lunch Lady," Said the garlic bread.
I said, "What did I do to Make you all so mad?" They said, "You got flabby arms And your breath is bad." Then the green bean said, "You better run and hide." But then my friend, sloppy joe, Came and joined my side.
He said, "If it wasn't for the Lunch Lady, The kids wouldn't eat ya. You should be shakin' her hand and sayin' 'Please to meet ya.' She gives you a purpose And she give you a goal. You should be kissin' her feet And kissin' her mole."
Now, all the angry foods Just leave me alone And we all live together In a happy home Thanks to Sloppy joe. Slop, sloppy joe. Yeah. Sloppy joe. Slop, sloppy joe. Sloppy joe. Slop, sloppy joe. Come on. Sloppy joe. Slop, sloppy joe.
Well, me and sloppy joe got married. We got six kids and we're doin' just fine Down in Lunch Lady Land.
Funny Song: Lunch Lady Land Comedian: Adam Sandler Album: They're All Going to Laugh at You Funny song lyrics below video...
Lunch Lady Land Lyrics by Adam Sandler Woke up in the morning. Put on my new plastic glove. Served some re-heated salsbury steak With a little slice of love. Got no clue what the chicken pot pie Is made of. Just know everything's doing fine Down here in Lunch Lady Land.
Well, I wear this net on my head 'Cause my red hair is fallin' out. I wear these brown orthopedic shoes 'Cause I got a bad case of the gout. I know you want seconds on the corn dogs, But there's no reason to shout. Everybody gets enough food Down here in Lunch Lady Land.
Well, yesterday's meatloaf Is today's sloppy joes And my breath reaks of tuna And there's lots of black hairs comin' out of my nose.
In Lunch Lady Land, your dreams come true. Clouds made of carrots and peas. Mountains built of shepherd's pie And rivers made of macaroni and cheese. But don't forget to return your trays And try to ignore my gum disease. No student can escape The magic of Lunch Lady Land.
Oh.. Hogies and grinders. Hogies and grinders. Hogies and grinders. Navy beans. Navy beans. Navy beans. Hogies and grinders. Hogies and grinders. Navy beans. Navy beans. Meatloaf sandwich. Sloppy joe. Slop, sloppy joe. Sloppy joe. Slop, sloppy joe. Come on. Sloppy joe. Slop, sloppy joe. Yeah. Sloppy joe. Slop, *farting noise* joe.
Well, ah, dreamt one mornin' That I woke up to see All the pepperoni pizza Was a-lookin' at me. It screamed, "Why do you Burn me and serve me up cold?" I said, "I got the spatula, Just do what you're told."
Then the liver and onions Started joinin' the fight And the chocolate pudding Pushed me with all its might And the chop juey slapped me And it kicked me in the head. "It's called revenge, Lunch Lady," Said the garlic bread.
I said, "What did I do to Make you all so mad?" They said, "You got flabby arms And your breath is bad." Then the green bean said, "You better run and hide." But then my friend, sloppy joe, Came and joined my side.
He said, "If it wasn't for the Lunch Lady, The kids wouldn't eat ya. You should be shakin' her hand and sayin' 'Please to meet ya.' She gives you a purpose And she give you a goal. You should be kissin' her feet And kissin' her mole."
Now, all the angry foods Just leave me alone And we all live together In a happy home Thanks to Sloppy joe. Slop, sloppy joe. Yeah. Sloppy joe. Slop, sloppy joe. Sloppy joe. Slop, sloppy joe. Come on. Sloppy joe. Slop, sloppy joe.
Well, me and sloppy joe got married. We got six kids and we're doin' just fine Down in Lunch Lady Land.
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Rodney Carrington (Born October 19, 1968 in Longview, Texas) is an American stand-up comic and comic country musician.
He was the star of the ABC television sitcom Rodney. Rodney Carrington is a frequent guest on the Bob and Tom show. Some may know him for his song featured on the Bob & Tom show called "Titties and Beer", "When My Wife Met My Girlfriend" and "Dancing With A Man" (the video of which featured fellow comedian Carrot Top in drag). His numerous albums and stand-up performances are often formatted for adult content. Rodney Carrington is however mostly famous for the song "Dear Penis."
His comedy albums have all sold hundreds of thousands of copies. Even though Rodney had a television series, he still tours, selling out comedy clubs and performance halls across the country. He currently lives in Tulsa, Oklahoma with his wife Terri, his three sons, and his wife's niece, Kylar Kemp.
Rodney released his 7th album, King of the Mountains, on April 3, 2007.
Carrington's first Comedy Central special aired on April 14, 2007.
On May 1, 2007 Carrington released his first DVD entitled "Rodney Carrington: Live at the Majestic".
I am getting tons of emails about the comedy song "Party at The Manoogian" played on 89x, 97.1. Go to my site www.songsforamerica.net join the mailing list ! Funny Songs by Whitie McWhiteivich Click www.songsforamerica.net (Stupid Songs for America)
Here is the link to the song i wrote " Party At The Manoogian " that was played on 97.1 Motorcity Middays in Detroit. If you are from Michigan you are quite familiar with the Mayor of Detroit and his alleged Party at The Manoogian with strippers. If not here is a brief run down. Allegedly Mayor Kwame had a wild Party At The Mayors Manoogian Mansion were a stripper was slapped by Mayor Kilpatricks wife. If this did happen, The Mayor used City property " The Manoogian Mansion to host a huge stripper fest! " Wow sounds fun!The most tragic story is that one of the strippers that allegedly attended the alleged " Party At The Manoogian " was shot dead. The Mayor Denies the party ever happened. Just before the party at the Manoogian, Channel 7 City reporter Steve Wilson found out that Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick purchased a Lincoln Navigator for his Wife with Detroit City money.
So just those two stories is what inspired me to write the Party At The Manoogian Song. Enjoy!
Party At The Manoogian song by Whitie McWhiteivich on www.songsforamerica.net----Click Here
