Stupid News Dumb Crook: Thief uses frozen chicken to break into cafe

Australia - A thief who used a frozen chicken as a tool to break into a cafe was caught after he cut his wrist and was forced to phone an ambulance, Australian police said on Wednesday. The man stole the chicken during an earlier break-in at a butcher's shop/ at Macksville, north of Sydney, but came off second best when he tried to use the frozen bird and some rocks to break into a cafe, slashing open his wrist.More...
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Dumb Crook: Man Uses Pay Stub as Bank Robbery Note

CHICAGO – The robber's threatening note made a Chicago bank job easy to solve: The FBI says the suspect wrote it on his pay stub. An FBI affidavit said the man walked into a Fifth Third Bank on Friday and handed a teller a note that read "Be Quick Be Quit (sic). Give your cash or I'll shoot."

The robber got about $400 but left half of his note. Investigators found the other half outside the bank's front doors. Authorities say that part of the man's October pay stub had his name and address.

The suspect was arrested at his Cary home. A judge ordered him held without bond Monday. If convicted of bank robbery, he faces 20 years in prison

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Dumb Crook: Steals $11 hammer to steal $9 bottle of wine

SPOKANE VALLEY, Washington - A 31-year-old Veradale man was arrested Sunday night after he purchased an $11 hammer and used it to steal a $9 bottle of wine.
Muoi Van Nguyen was booked into the Spokane County Jail on two counts of Second Degree Burglary and single counts of Second Degree Malicious Mischief, Third Degree Theft and Possession of Burglary Tools.

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