Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Funny One Liners

What do you call a man with half a brain?
What is the thinnest book in the world?
"What Men Know About Women"

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One ... men will screw anything.

How does a man take a bubble bath?
He eats beans for dinner.

What's a man's idea of foreplay?
A half hour of begging.

How can you tell if a man is sexually excited?
He's breathing.

What's the difference between men an government bonds?
Bonds mature.

How do you save a man from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.

What do men and beer bottles have in common?
They are both empty from the neck up.

How can you tell if a man is happy?
Who cares?

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know .... it's never happened.

How are men and parking spots alike?
The good ones are always taken and the ones left are handicapped.

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