Friday, March 05, 2010

Funny Toyota Jokes

"Toyota! We Are Driven. We will stop at nothing....

Toyota announced that it is developing a car that shuts down if the driver is drunk. Immediately, rival Ford announced that "Ford drivers do not need to be drunk for their cars to shut down."

Congress may require all cars to have an override system in case the brakes fail. Toyota already has an override system in case their brakes fail:

It's called a tree.

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Toyota !
Toyota who ?
Toyata be a law against such awful jokes !

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