Stupid Funny News

Now these are some stupid news headlines..how could you mess these up?

Internet evangelist Bill Keller is urging the faithful to promise to vote for Jesus for president in this election. So far, his website, Vo...

MIAMI BEACH, Fla. (Associated Press) -- Police in Miami Beach say a homeless man broke into a car, stole a credit card and then tried to use...

Reuters - Christmas came early for a Boston music student who was reunited with the $170,000 violin she forgot in the overhead compartment o...

KETCHUM, Idaho, Nov. 4 (UPI) -- The principal of an Idaho elementary school said the building custodian arrived for work to find a deer had....

PALM BAY, Fla., Nov. 4 (UPI) -- A Florida woman said she wants her son's middle school to do away with its no-hugging policy after her s...

Reuters - The German government has no plans to sack the bankers or accountants who made a 55-billion euro ($75 billion) bookkeeping blunder...

Reuters - MILWAUKEE (Reuters)- Roman Catholic bishops in Wisconsin are urging their parishioners not to bring weapons to church now that a n...

Reuters - A mock corpse of Chinese dissident artist Ai WeiWei in an art gallery has caused commotion in a small German town, leading some pa...

Reuters - The owner of a large southwest Alabama car dealership derided as "Taliban Toyota" by a competitor has been awarded $7.5 ...

SEASIDE, Ore., Oct. 13 (UPI) -- An Oregon surfer who was knocked off his board by a 10- to 12-foot shark said he wound up riding for a few s...

Reuters - The "death machine" used by the late Dr. Jack Kevorkian in assisted suicides will be among the items up for auction in a...

Reuters - A new app that aims to improve both the quantity and quality of sleep uses brainwaves to track the amount of time spent in differe...

GILBERT, Ariz., Oct. 14 (UPI) -- An Arizona high school has banned cheerleaders from wearing breast cancer awareness shirts with the message...

SALT LAKE CITY, Oct. 14 (UPI) -- Utah has filed court papers to remove an animal rescuer, and about 900 animals, from his rental home, which...

A California man, who was missing for nearly a week, is found by his son and daughter, after he drove his car off a mountain road into a ......

CHICAGO, Oct. 2 (UPI) -- A 37-year-old drunk man stole an ambulance from a Chicago hospital before crashing it and needing assistance from a...

Reuters - Belgian pensioner Alfred David dreams one day he'll find eternal rest in the icy waters somewhere near Antarctica, dressed in ...

Reuters - Reality TV star and model Holly Madison has insured her breasts for $1 million with Lloyd's of London, she told People magazin...

SAO CAETANO DO SUL, Brazil, Aug. 23 (UPI) -- A designer for Brazilian company Zoom Education for Life has created a 3D printer, which carves...

Reuters - An Anchorage high school student was arrested on Thursday after he was found carrying a loaded gun on a school bus, authorities sa...

Reuters - A reindeer herder in Russia's Arctic has stumbled on the pre-historic remains of a baby woolly mammoth poking out of the perma...

Reuters - Seems like former "Golden Girls" actress Betty White really does have the Midas touch. And America's most trusted ce...

Reuters - The arrest of an American man who broke into a woman's house and tried to suck her blood over the weekend has sparked discussi...

Toilet paper maker Cottonsoft has slammed as "wrong and outrageous" claims that its paper comes from felling Indonesian rainforest...

AKRON, Ohio, Aug. 21 (UPI) -- The National Hamburger Festival in Akron, Ohio, was the place to be this weekend to get a taste of ... Hamburg...

DERRY TOWNSHIP, Pa., Aug. 21 (UPI) -- A boa constrictor found during a funeral in Derry Township, Pa., has been nursed back to health and is...

Reuters - A giant South American rodent weighing at least 100 pounds (45 kgs) was spotted at a waste-water treatment facility in California ...

Reuters - A tarantula gave officials at Berlin's crowded Ostbahnhof rail station a scare when it crawled out of a bag left on a train, p...

Reuters - The mayor of a Wisconsin town has been asked to step down following a late-night bar room scuffle, but said on Thursday he would n...

Reuters - A drought in the state of Texas, where 1.5 million bats are living under a bridge in the city of Austin, has fueled a bat frenzy w...

Reuters - The police chief of a small South Carolina town will ask a jury to decide if a woman broke the state's obscenity laws by drivi...

Reuters - American sisters Evelyn and Hortense Edwards spent two decades visiting what they thought was their mother's grave only to dis...

Reuters - A California woman was charged with torture on Wednesday after authorities said she cut off her husband's penis with a kitche...

Milan, Italy - An Italian woman who took out a full-page newspaper ad to mourn the death of her beloved cat said her “profound feelings are ...

  Florida - A pastor was sentenced to 45 days in jail for an incident that happened last year; however, he is allowed to return to his churc...

Longview, Texas . "We're just amazed," Ms Johnson told the Longview News-Journal. "I can't believe he's that big....

AMBRIDGE, Pa. -- Authorities say that when a Pennsylvania woman complained that her songwriter boyfriend had never written a song about her,...

Reuters - You can do a lot with an iPhone these days -- text, take pictures, surf the net, and even make a phone call. How about a beer wit...